Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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