Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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