I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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