ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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