I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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