I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Shame - the story of my life.
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