I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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