had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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