I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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