do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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