Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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