called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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