I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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