Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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