idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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