Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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