I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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