No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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