I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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