it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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