He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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