Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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