my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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