a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.