bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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