gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
