idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.