My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
