sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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