All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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