no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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