I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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