Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Slut skills are useful in every country.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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