There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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