is wine microwaveable?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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