You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
where am i from again
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
