I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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