got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She has the best kind of daddy issues
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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