Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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