I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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