Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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