So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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