3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
We're facebook friends in real life
its not stalking. its research.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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