ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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