I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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