Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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