We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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