at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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