Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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