her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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