He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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