Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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