and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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