I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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