After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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