Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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